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pud Discovery
pud Just registered the domain name FishDogCat.com for something I'm launching tomorrow.
pud Discovery
pud @kevinrose Agreed. I used to say if this Internet thing didn't work out I would get a job at Whole Foods.
pud Discovery
pud I should probably be concerned with the huge fireballs that are shooting out of my gas fireplace with enough force to knock things over.
pud Discovery
pud Just learned the meaning of "do you dress left or right?" (polite way for a tailor to ask which side of your pants does your junk hang)


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