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jkottke Discovery
jkottke Manhattan playgrounds nearly deserted. Translate This Tweet
wilw Discovery
wilw So this is unexpected: @greggrunberg says he likes my work, and wants to get me on Heroes. Says he'll talk to Tim Kring about it today. O_o Translate This Tweet
Scobleizer Discovery
Scobleizer Seagate actually did NOT pay me to post that, although they do sponsor my show at Fast Company TV, which I greatly appreciate. Translate This Tweet
markevans Discovery
markevans Using Safari as a work-only browser. It looks dull compared with Firefox. Would love to know how to pimp it up. Translate This Tweet
alexalbrecht Discovery
alexalbrecht Playing Munchkin Booty! Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose any tattoo artists out there? Translate This Tweet
revolt Discovery
revolt Isn't buying anything today! Happy Buy Nothing Day! (See my blog update at http://ping.fm/m8TmB) Translate This Tweet
ev Discovery
ev Suffering a sympathetic tryptophan effect Translate This Tweet
leolaporte Discovery
leolaporte I know I keep confusing * Wars with * Trek. Call me old-fashioned, but sci-fi is best when read. The mind is the most moving of movie sets. Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose stuffed, that is all. Translate This Tweet
themadmatter Discovery
themadmatter @AgentL - prolly Gagne Translate This Tweet
martinsargent Discovery
martinsargent By the way, the answer is 0. I don't use toilet paper. Internet Superstars don't poo. Translate This Tweet
tomwilliams Discovery
tomwilliams wtf is Treetlation? And I'm now at a point where I can't keep up with the twitter convo. interface needs to change to keep up Translate This Tweet
Brydon Discovery
Brydon stretching before exercise BAD! http://bit.ly/J2ma Translate This Tweet
k Discovery
k Thankful for @coley and her delicious looking pies. Also thankful for the pies she's baking. Translate This Tweet
remarkk Discovery
remarkk @danielrose Run out and buy that 3g USB dongle? Translate This Tweet
TechCrunch Discovery
TechCrunch Finally, µTorrent Releases A Mac Version http://tinyurl.com/5tynve Translate This Tweet
pud Discovery
pud I should probably be concerned with the huge fireballs that are shooting out of my gas fireplace with enough force to knock things over. Translate This Tweet
pud Discovery
pud Just learned the meaning of "do you dress left or right?" (polite way for a tailor to ask which side of your pants does your junk hang) Translate This Tweet
Carlos Discovery
Carlos Diskbråck är det sämsta som hänt sen unsliced bread Translate This Tweet
JohnD Discovery
JohnD joining what looks a fun and helpful site Translate This Tweet
Veronica Discovery
Veronica Gobble gobble! Translate This Tweet
THErealDVORAK Discovery
THErealDVORAK @podcastbunker thanks for this old Adam Curry clip. No Agenda fans will love it. http://tinyurl.com/5lgs6f Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose Dog grooming awards (scroll down) http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html via @fwdfwdfwd Translate This Tweet
stuartma Discovery
stuartma Just how big is the 2008 bailout in historic terms? This graphic tells shows you. Hint: it's achingly huge http://snurl.com/6vzob Translate This Tweet


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