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leolaporte
I know I keep confusing * Wars with * Trek. Call me old-fashioned, but sci-fi is best when read. The mind is the most moving of movie sets.
i was born in 1904.
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martinsargent
By the way, the answer is 0. I don't use toilet paper. Internet Superstars don't poo.
no paycheck, no toilet paper. using my hand until i get another job.
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tomwilliams
wtf is Treetlation? And I'm now at a point where I can't keep up with the twitter convo. interface needs to change to keep up
wtf I am on Treetlation! my head is gonna explode!!
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k
Thankful for @coley and her delicious looking pies. Also thankful for the pies she's baking.
I love @coley and her sexy tatas and bongos. Her pies are tasty too.
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pud
I should probably be concerned with the huge fireballs that are shooting out of my gas fireplace with enough force to knock things over.
i'm more concerned about the huge cock'n'balls shooting into my personal fireplace.
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pud
Just learned the meaning of "do you dress left or right?" (polite way for a tailor to ask which side of your pants does your junk hang)
when they both hang down to my knees, does it matter which one is lower?
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Carlos
Diskbråck är det sämsta som hänt sen unsliced bread
My disc drive is eating something better than sliced bread
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TanMcG
I'm loving Oprah's giveaway show! It's making me cry....
I'm easily manipulated by snappy editing and cheesy music.
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alexalbrecht
Had a blast tonight now I'm going to get into bed and watch Ultimate Fighter ;)
I really miss Kevin, I wish I could wrestle with him;)
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