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monkchips Discovery
monkchips today i achieved a personal data management milestone. ALL my expenses are in place, ready to file. nothing "filed" in boxes and envelopes Translate This Tweet
ScottMonty Discovery
ScottMonty @primesuspect I'm more than a one-trick pony. Don't forget about http://www.instantrimshot.com Translate This Tweet
theelusivefish Discovery
theelusivefish just learned that the brilliant service 'I want Sandy' has been purchased by Twitter and is shutting down end of week. Translate This Tweet
SaraD Discovery
SaraD @webmink Next entry coming up soon. Translate This Tweet
ev Discovery
ev I for sure got the girliest drink at this table Translate This Tweet
martinsargent Discovery
martinsargent Heading to The Yucatan for a week or so. Hope the fruit is as delicious as I recall! For me, traveling is all about fresh local produce. Translate This Tweet
jakeandamir Discovery
jakeandamir jake just called my twitter QUOTE The best call ever. Wow. Translate This Tweet
Scobleizer Discovery
Scobleizer @CoreyHarris my phone number has been public for four years. What bad things do you think will happen? Translate This Tweet
jeremywright Discovery
jeremywright DAMNIT. It's on eBay, but not in department stores! GAHHH. Translate This Tweet
gaberivera Discovery
gaberivera 13 Twitter Search results in the past 24 hours for the exact phrase "I got laid off": http://bit.ly/D4W5 Translate This Tweet
garyvee Discovery
garyvee OK so CBS Early Show tomorrow is from 8-9 AM EST for sure for now :) Wine segment, set your TiVo its national BABY! Translate This Tweet
factoryjoe Discovery
factoryjoe Amazon's got the Garmin nüvi 270 80% off. Was considering a GPS device... hmm... cheaper than an iPod! http://tr.im/amz_nuvi_270 #deal Translate This Tweet
irinaslutsky Discovery
irinaslutsky finally, something made me LOL for real http://tinyurl.com/57346e Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose RT @fwdfwdfwd Apple Headphones Now Available To 'Add to Cart'| http://tinyurl.com/68ox2p Translate This Tweet
PhillyD Discovery
PhillyD hmmmm my new video is getting a no longer available error message... dubya tee eff Translate This Tweet
leahculver Discovery
leahculver Goodbye Pownce. http://tinyurl.com/6ews8f Translate This Tweet
MCHammer Discovery
MCHammer is it true that Starbucks gives medical benefits to part time workers? Translate This Tweet
biz Discovery
biz Learning about sake in the sake museum Translate This Tweet
JasonCalacanis Discovery
JasonCalacanis Please post an intelligent comment here: http://tinyurl.com/5j2d7p Translate This Tweet
jkottke Discovery
jkottke Manhattan playgrounds nearly deserted. Translate This Tweet
wilw Discovery
wilw So this is unexpected: @greggrunberg says he likes my work, and wants to get me on Heroes. Says he'll talk to Tim Kring about it today. O_o Translate This Tweet
Scobleizer Discovery
Scobleizer Seagate actually did NOT pay me to post that, although they do sponsor my show at Fast Company TV, which I greatly appreciate. Translate This Tweet
markevans Discovery
markevans Using Safari as a work-only browser. It looks dull compared with Firefox. Would love to know how to pimp it up. Translate This Tweet
alexalbrecht Discovery
alexalbrecht Playing Munchkin Booty! Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose any tattoo artists out there? Translate This Tweet


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