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tomgreenlive
I am going to re-release the directors cut of Freddy Got Fingered. I just need to get the footage and start cutting. Stay tuned.
Another Razzie, here I come!
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michaelcummings
Okay, slightly annoyed, not with the fact that I'm in traffic, but instead that the taxi meter has a time variable and is chrging to be idle
This is my first time in a cab...just figuring out how the drivers make money.
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dhh
Alpha male programmers aren't keeping women out:http://digg.com/u11v7I
Lack of good female programmers are keeping women out
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pud
Just registered the domain name FishDogCat.com for something I'm launching tomorrow.
registered domain FuckedPets.com for crappy porno site I'm launching tomorrow
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loic
totally hesitating to go running. about to stop hesitating and just go.
I'm not gonna go. Too lazy.
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aplusk
Happy to be alive. Today has big opportunity to be the best day of my life.
I finally might get another movie role!
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aplusk
what is the most animal friendly way to get a dog to stop barking?
cock in mouth method is not working
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mat
@Mayne I normally prefer 4 Seasons, but in these economic times one must *appear* thrifty. Which is why I requested a Hilton suite #sxsw
I'm sleeping in a van down by the river.
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pud
@kevinrose Agreed. I used to say if this Internet thing didn't work out I would get a job at Whole Foods.
Polishing up my resume for Whole Foods atm.
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davidannis
the dog "thinks" it wants to go for a walk until it gets outside. then no.
I think the dog wants to go out, but I'm lazy and its cold.
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itamarw
starbucks here in London is possibly the worst coffee I have ever tasted. Ever. Maybe even worse than Diamond Dairy...
instead of complaining to the manager,I choose to complain to the Internet.
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