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michaelcummings Discovery
michaelcummings Okay, slightly annoyed, not with the fact that I'm in traffic, but instead that the taxi meter has a time variable and is chrging to be idle Translate This Tweet
waynemansfield Discovery
waynemansfield Laugh a Day: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. more at http://is.gd/uvbD Translate This Tweet
dhh Discovery
dhh Alpha male programmers aren't keeping women out:http://digg.com/u11v7I Translate This Tweet
pud Discovery
pud Just registered the domain name FishDogCat.com for something I'm launching tomorrow. Translate This Tweet
loic Discovery
loic totally hesitating to go running. about to stop hesitating and just go. Translate This Tweet
Oprah Discovery
Oprah more behind the scenes with my flipcam! http://tinyurl.com/cuk8ef Translate This Tweet
aplusk Discovery
aplusk Happy to be alive. Today has big opportunity to be the best day of my life. Translate This Tweet
aplusk Discovery
aplusk what is the most animal friendly way to get a dog to stop barking? Translate This Tweet
mat Discovery
mat @Mayne I normally prefer 4 Seasons, but in these economic times one must *appear* thrifty. Which is why I requested a Hilton suite #sxsw Translate This Tweet
alexalbrecht Discovery
alexalbrecht Watching Laye Night With Jimmy Fallon with me!!! Right now! Translate This Tweet
pud Discovery
pud @kevinrose Agreed. I used to say if this Internet thing didn't work out I would get a job at Whole Foods. Translate This Tweet
shoemoney Discovery
shoemoney @ThePokerJerk i was messing with teh db and it got nuked =( Translate This Tweet
jimmyfallon Discovery
jimmyfallon Tis the night before Christmas Translate This Tweet
kevinrose Discovery
kevinrose just got hit in the eyeball w/a nerf dart @digg Translate This Tweet
harrywakefield Discovery
harrywakefield Does anyone know a good italian restaurant in boston? Please answer here: http://przd.com/q/MoIO9-96 Translate This Tweet
davidannis Discovery
davidannis the dog "thinks" it wants to go for a walk until it gets outside. then no. Translate This Tweet
garyvee Discovery
garyvee Hanging out with chuck bass !!! Translate This Tweet
itamarw Discovery
itamarw starbucks here in London is possibly the worst coffee I have ever tasted. Ever. Maybe even worse than Diamond Dairy... Translate This Tweet
JonasBrandon Discovery
JonasBrandon for my toronto peeps... tasty new lunch spot serving awesome homemade smoked meat: http://tinyurl.com/6arhbg Translate This Tweet
marshallk Discovery
marshallk struggling to come up with a post idea and move on to admin work. lots of ideas but few of them good. maybe family one is a go Translate This Tweet
monkchips Discovery
monkchips today i achieved a personal data management milestone. ALL my expenses are in place, ready to file. nothing "filed" in boxes and envelopes Translate This Tweet
ScottMonty Discovery
ScottMonty @primesuspect I'm more than a one-trick pony. Don't forget about http://www.instantrimshot.com Translate This Tweet
theelusivefish Discovery
theelusivefish just learned that the brilliant service 'I want Sandy' has been purchased by Twitter and is shutting down end of week. Translate This Tweet
SaraD Discovery
SaraD @webmink Next entry coming up soon. Translate This Tweet
ev Discovery
ev I for sure got the girliest drink at this table Translate This Tweet


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